Friday, January 05, 2007

...its climate change

oh oh, on another note. i was watching the american news the other day on sbs and heres how the story goes:

somewhere in backwater USA a family home was struck with a strange kidney shaped objects with metalic qualities. its got a fair bit of momentum and its quite heavy, so it flew straight through the roof, landing on the floor of their loungeroom. the object is quite small, with a crystal-shaped, sparkly, metallic look about it.
so, in a quest to find out what it is the reporter hits the streets and asks some of the locals what they think it is.

Small Boy: "Its aliens, their sending us a sign!"
Middle-aged Woman: "Its something to do with climate change, you know, heating up and that"

at this time i was making a cup of tea and literally had to stop and listen to this woman properly.
"shes not serious" i thought to myself, "naa...noone is that stupid". but newsflash, YES THEY ARE! it looks like all of our efforts to try and convince people that climate change is actually happening has had some effect. they've even gone so far as to blame climate change for weird metal objects falling from the sky! good work american lady, your real switched on!

just reminds me of that southpark episode where climate change is blamed for the dam getting wrecked and they all lock themselves in the gym because, if you go outside, it chases you down and kills you! hahahahahaa

ok, ill stop writing blogs now

2 Comments:

At 7:17 PM, Blogger Kaye Bar said...

hahahahaha! thats brilliant, yet again there is a PhD in that I'm sure...

"postulations on the evolutionary decline of intelligence in greater America - a study on why humans fail to invest the principles of improved broodstock genetics within their own species..."


hahahaha, don't stop writing blogs batman, you entertain me on so many levels!

PS, text me when's a good time to call you about Aloha Hawaii, been trying but you are ever so elusive...


xxx K.

 
At 3:09 AM, Blogger Renee said...

haha, dude, thats what im doing my phD on, hands down!
i can start with a survey of my population, that begins by summarising my phD using your words and recording how many go cross-eyed, pass out of yell incescently.

 

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